Sunday, October 03, 2004

Lame Pick Up Lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would bring U and I together.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.

I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles in England.

1 comment:

Jenni said...

lol...the one about being sopped up by a biscuit isn't half bad!