My neighbors are having a small BBQ tonight. I can hear them - at least one guy - because he's so loud. I think he's her dad. Anyway, he and one of their friends are sitting outside eating. Here's the conversation:
Dad: "So you don't have a boyfriend?"
Dad: "Why not?"
Friend: "Don't want one."
Dad: "Yes, you do."
Excuse me? Yes, she does?? Arrogant... haha - but she now just asked, "So how come you never remarried??"
Good for her.