Monday, August 27, 2007

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me? The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

4 comments:

Slicer said...

Does this reflect your view of marriage, Emily...
It really is more than just an opportunity to fart on someone else! That's why you have kids!!
:-P

Jenni said...

lol, I forwarded this one on to I don't know HOW many people. ;)

Emily said...

LOL - no, Matt... but it sure IS something to laugh at... especially from THIS single girl. ;)

PMKat said...

That is hilarious!