World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me? The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
4 comments:
Does this reflect your view of marriage, Emily...
It really is more than just an opportunity to fart on someone else! That's why you have kids!!
:-P
lol, I forwarded this one on to I don't know HOW many people. ;)
LOL - no, Matt... but it sure IS something to laugh at... especially from THIS single girl. ;)
That is hilarious!
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